Monday, March 02, 2009 - Take 50 lbs off with this web tool

This is decidedly easier than actually losing 50 pounds. Have a photo of yourself you want to post online, but you look too fat? Upload it to this site and watch it take off the weight. This is what you've been waiting for! From the site:

"Our patent-pending face recognition technology is based on years of research at Stanford University and the University of Toronto. With one click and in just a few seconds, it automatically detects your body shape and removes up to 50 lbs. Try out this revolutionary technology now COMPLETELY for FREE!"

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