Thursday, December 21, 2006

Worst-Case Scenario: How to Foil an Alien Abduction

You're driving along a dark, deserted road when suddenly a UFO appears overhead in front of you. You pull over just as a beam of light radiates from the craft, and you can see five gray-colored aliens descending in the beam. You get out of your car for a closer look. Uh-oh! The aliens are rapidly moving toward you, and you think that you're going to be abducted. What should you do?

Do not panic.
The extraterrestrial biological entity (EBE) may sense your fear and act rashly.

Control your thoughts.
Do not think of anything violent or upsetting--the EBE may have the ability to read your mind. Try to avoid mental images of abduction (boarding the saucer, body probes, etc.). Such images may encourage the alien to take you.

For more tips on this important subject, visit Popular Mechanics: Worst-Case Scenarios by clicking here.